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American Electorate's Cry for Variety: Biden and Trump Face Potential Challenge from a Third-Party Aspirant
Approximately half of our American brethren express a desire for an alternative, third-party candidate if the contest of 2024 brings forth Biden and Trump as contenders. Despite Biden and Trump being the favored candidates within their...
Against All Odds: The Tale of Nick Taylor's Historic Win in the Canadian Open
Nick Taylor, a Canadian golfer, sinks a 72-foot putt and becomes the first Canadian in 69 years to win his national open. Amid celebratory chaos, Adam Hadwin, Taylor’s close friend and fellow Canadian player, was tackled...
paceX's New Whiz Kid: A Teenager Who Puts the 'Rocket' in 'Rocket Science
Brainiac kid Kairan Quazi is now working with Elon Musk's space team, and he's only 14! This smartypants could talk in full sentences at 2 and solve math problems that give me a headache at 6. He's...
Remembering Nadia Jamil's Father and His Inspirational Last Words.
Nadia Jamil's Emotional Experience of Her Father's Passing Nadia Jamil appeared in a TV show and talked about her emotional experience of her father's passing. Her father had a heart problem and lung infection, and...
Schwarzenegger's Dietary Showdown: From Muscle Meat to Mostly Greens
Arnold Schwarzenegger, once a meat-loving muscle man, has swung his lasso around a new diet and is now eating mostly plants. The fella's filling his plate with veggie burgers, lentils, salads, and oatmeal, with meat making...
"The Irish Drug Bust: A Tale of Heroes, Outlaws, and the Wild West in the Emerald Isle"
Cocaine worth up to £430 million has been seized by Ireland's elite Army Ranger Wing off the coast of Cork, in the country's largest-ever drug seizure. The drugs originated from a Colombian cartel and were being...
Hollywood's Grand Retreat: The Stars Bid Adieu to the Troubled Paradise of California!
In recent years, a notable band of Hollywood luminaries have absconded from California, seeking shelter elsewhere in the grand Union and beyond, driven away by escalating taxation and rampant mischief in the once Golden State. The...
Look out, Diapers and Late-Night Feedings! Al Pacino Joins the Old-Timers' Daddy Club!
Al Pacino, that big Hollywood guy, is now a dad for the fourth time. This time with Noor Alfallah. Hey, that's as many kids as I've got donuts in my hand! We got no idea where...
The Spectacular Saga of Silvio Berlusconi: Power, Scandal, and Persistence
Silvio Berlusconi, Italy's long-standing premier, a self-declared Jesus-like figure, drowned in scandals, has bid this world adieu at the age of 86. The man was notorious for his indulgence in debauched 'Bunga Bunga' festivities, and despite...
Beyond the Stars: A Tale of Hidden Sky-Steeds and the Whisperer of the Pentagon
A voice of revelation, erstwhile guardian of the realm's knowledge, has implored the Watchmen of the Land to reveal the existence of sky-steeds not of this world, kept hidden from the Council of the Wise. The...